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Layout Title: "Give Me the Simple Life"
Journaling for this layout is taken from one of my favourite songs "Give Me The Simple Life" (Lyrics by Harry Ruby, Music by Rube Bloom)
Folks are blessed who make the best of everything
Living by their own philosophy
Everyone beneath the sun must find a way
I have found the only life for me
I don't believe in fretting or grieving
Why mess around with strife
I never was cut out to step and strut out
Give me the simple life
Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant
Those things roll off my knife
Just give me tomatoes and mashed potatoes
Give me the simple life
A cottage small is all I'm after
Not one that's spacious and wide
A house that rings with joy and laughter
With the ones you love inside
Some like the high road, I like the low road
Free from the care and strife
Sounds corny and seedy but yes indeedy
Give me the Simple Life
'Nuff said.
This layout says what I'm feeling right now - that the year went by so fast and I want to remember to hug the Critters all I can, while I can. Beth used to be "Li'l Bear" 'cos she was 'hibernating' in my tummy....seems like only yesterday.
Symbolism Junkie says Did you notice the string going up and down representing the many ups and downs in life? (Haha, yah, I just made that up - so lame). No, nothing symbolic this time, just like the colours and the photo. (It's slightly misty cos my lens was fogged up - nice)
I have been wanting to record this happy accident for the longest time. It was VERY scary and looked super gross while I was doing it but turned out to be the most cool thing I'd done in a long time. So, see, it pays to be brave. (of course I haven't shown you all the 'unhappy' accidents I've had while being brave - haha)
Should have taken photos of the process, but didn't know I'd be blogging then so.... you'll just have to be brave and trust my words on this one. Here goes...
Happiest Accident of All Time (So Far): aka how to make your page look like a corroded manhole cover or the inside of a drain
Ingredients:
1. Embossed chipboard (or just chipboard shapes too)
2. Ink - 'dirty' colours (Distress ink works nicely)
3. Glimmer Mist - metallic colours
4. Glossy Accents - (matte works too - different look)
5. Staz On ink - black / brown
6. Stickles - metallic colours
Steps:
1. Colour the entire chipboard with ink (this will be your base colour) - I used black on mine
2. Sand away parts of the ink with a sanding block (to get some colour variation) - starts to look VERY gross here, but be brave and press on!
3. Use glossy accents to go over the embossed design - if you squeeze more, it 'corrodes' more later
4. COOK the glossy accents with your heat gun. Don't wait for it to dry. It will start to bubble and froth and produce all kinds of yummy bumps. (You can flatten the bubbles out later)
5. Spray glimmer mist all over the chipboard - the glimmer mist will pool in the spaces and give the chipboard the metallic look. (I used Gold and Copper)
6. Use Staz On ink to colour your cooked glossy accents if it looks too white for your liking. Also use Staz On ink to colour various parts of your chipboard if you need some darker areas
7. Add stickles and some white pen doodles to highlight parts of the chipboard you like
Variations:
1. When we taught this class at the store, some of the students did other coloured versions by changing the base ink colour. There was this green one that looked like it was all covered in algae - nice....I like.
2. You can also draw your own designs with glossy accents and then cook it.
3. I believe Stickles can be 'cooked' as well though not in such a spectacular fashion.
And for those of you who wondered what the inside of the album was like:
Project Title: "Things to Treasure & Keep" (altered recipe box)
One of my favourite projects of all time. (so far) The felt heart embellishment was inspired by a Rebecca Sower project I saw on her blog. (can't seem to find it now)
Happy Accidents and Other Discoveries:
1. Grungeboard makes good handles! - It is strong enough and flexible enough. (see the handles on the side of my box). I used brads to attach them to the box)
2. Making faux leather / corroded metal from grungeboard: Rub Embossing Ink (or Glue Pad) lightly over the surface. Add gold embossing powder. Brush off excess (don't get too much on, its nicer if its 'scattered') Heat with heat gun.Rub distress ink all over into the grungeboard to get all other parts nice and brown. I used this on the handles and also on the fake clasps in the front of the box. (Attached with brads)
3. Fake 'Beaten Metal' corners: Cut out circles from brown cardstock, crumple them. Emboss with gold embossing powder (try to get the embossing mainly on the creases only). Ink with distress ink. Then cut a slit to the centre of the circle, fold over the corner (one quarter will overlap) and then glue onto corner of box. Its a nice way to finish off messy corners on a box
And here's a related True Story:1. tree stamp behind the word tree (I like to be 'funny' like that)
2. stamping in grey to get variation in tones - nice.
3. The word 'me' ending up almost just below my mini photo - see corny again (ok, I guess this counts as a happy accident)
4. The title - it was one of those things where I noticed everyone else's names (or nicknames) started with B except me. Epiphany.
Yesterday was a crazy day....in a good way. But today I like quiet I think....